Three Wolf Moon

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Every now and then, a new internet sensation comes along, usually in the form of a video.

We have a new form of an internet sensation.

A T-SHIRT!

Enter Three Wolf Moon

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt has gone viral, and it all started with one review/comment of the T-Shirt. Brian Govern posted this comment/review for the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt:

“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.“

Don’t stop with this first comment from Brian, read some of the other comments left by other reviewers. They are HILARIOUS, and can be found here.

The comments on this product is not the only thing about Three Wolf Moon that will give you a chuckle. Here are some other hilarious things to look for:

  • 8,244 people found this comment helpful
  • The “Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed” contains (1) a gallon of milk, (2) Zubaz pants, and the book (3) “How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditatio… by Richard Jacob”
  • The fact that this t-shirt is the #1 Best-Selling Item in Apparel
  • The 102 other customer images where this shirt worn by Barak Obama, Darth Vader, and Steve Jobs!

I decided to do a little more investigation into this t-shirt and found that ABC News had covered a story on it.

Also, YouTube comedian, DrCoolSex, has created a video based around the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt, the comments and the items associated with it.

If you would like to buy this t-shirt, I would appreciate you using this link.

This T-Shirt = Aww… Shiggity Shank-ness!

If you watch my Vlog for Day 36, I filmed myself watching the video above for the first time. I was at work, and was holding in my laughter as much as I could!

You can also find my Vlog at My Vlog Channel on YouTube

Related posts:

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  3. Mr. Wolf Goes to Therapy
  4. Mr. Wolf goes to therapy
  5. Three Wolf Moon – Wife’s Anniversary Gift [5/28/09] – Vlogary Day 36
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2,028 thoughts on “Three Wolf Moon”

  16. [..YouTube..] oh my god shut up all you fucking white people traditional28 (I think) is right it’s retarded how all YOU people assume. your only making an ass out of your self

  17. [..YouTube..] oh my god shut up all you fucking white people traditional28 (I think) is right it’s retarded how? all YOU people assume. your only making an ass out of your self

  18. [..YouTube..] “I can’t come to work today Boss…”"Why?”"I watched the Three Wolf Moon video… It turned most of my bodyfluids to cum and then I came most of it… I’m in the ICU right now…”"Oh, you’re the guy they brought in yesterday? Bro, I’m like 2 doors down being treated for the same thing!”

  19. [..YouTube..] “I can’t come to work today Boss…”"Why?”"I watched the Three Wolf Moon video… It turned most of my bodyfluids to cum and then I came most of it… I’m in the ICU right now…”"Oh, you’re the guy they brought in yesterday? Bro, I’m like 2 doors down being treated for the? same thing!”

  21. [..YouTube..] look man you want me to start being racist towards your culture you absolute cunt and the three wolf moon shirt has special powers for you too it does the world a favor and breaks your arms and legs so watch out you racist fuck

  22. [..YouTube..] @traditional28 look man you want me to start being racist towards your culture you absolute cunt and the three wolf moon shirt has special powers for you too it does the world a favor and breaks your arms and legs so watch out you racist fuck

  25. [..YouTube..] Fuck native pride. I was born here, and these Injuns bitching about what happened 200 years ago need to quit sucking off the government’s tit and get a job that doesn’t involve casinos or alcohol.

  28. [..YouTube..] Why is it that if i go on any decent video that emphasises a specific culture i find a bunch of racist arguments in the comments.i think you guys should hug it out.

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