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RON PAUL 2008

I am a Ron Paul fan, and being a Ron Paul fan, you hear a lot of people saying that they are just wasting their vote if they vote for him, although they do like his principles. If enough people just decide to keep their vote for Ron Paul, and not just take it for a “throw-away” then I would say that Ron Paul has a good chance of winning. If you look at the Iowa Rusults you will see that he actually does command a good chunk of the votes. If you want to look at the big picture for the Iowa Results, you can check out this page. As you can see in the Republican side, Ron Paul took 10% of the votes.
Now just think if everyone who said, “I’m not going to vote for Ron Paul because I feel like I’m throwing away my vote, although I do like what he has to say”.
With as much as I have heard the statement above, I believe that Ron Paul DOES have a chance if he could just get these people under his belt. I will support Mr. Paul in every way possible. If you want to learn more about Ron Paul, check out his web site at RonPaul2008.com.
Remember: Don’t waste your vote! Vote Ron Paul!
12 BOOKS FOR THE NEW YEAR (13 MORE TO COME)
Here is a list of all of the books that I plan on reading for the New Year. I will keep you updated on when I finish them and what I thought about them. Happy New Years Reading.
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS

I wrote my New Years Resolutions the other day, and I figured that I would share them.
1. To make $1,000,000.00 by December 31, 2008
2. Say “Please” more
3. Do 10 Push-ups daily
4. Walk 30 minutes a day
5. Eat Healthier
6. Add my poetry book & all my shorts to Amazon.com
7. Travel to 4 new places
8. Make our home more energy efficient
9. Read 25+ books
10. Enter films into Film Festivals
11. Be receiving $500/month in royalities
12. Buy my first piece of income producing Real Estate
13. Love my wife even more
14. Learn to invest in stocks
15. Meditate every night
16. Blog daily
WOW… 16 of them. So far I have been doing pretty good with them. I know that I will keep up with them, keep me motivated by sending me e-mails and the such.
Ohh… and HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
We Feel Fine and Universe by Jonathan Harris
I was searching the internet today, and I came across this video of Jonahan Harris. He has done some pretty intersting things on the internet dealing with things from the Web’s Universal associations to picking out and grouping together how people Feel. His two major projects are WeFeelFine and Universe. I probably spent about an hour or more just searching different things and seeing how they play into the Universe of the internet and watching the murmurs on WeFeelFine.
I feel grateful for all of the great people that are in my life!
Learn German: Table
Learn German: Clock
Learn German: Teacher
Learn German: Chair
Learn German: Wall
Learn German: Overhead Projector
Wal-Mart Cake: Under Neat That…
My sister sent me this e-mail. It is a cake that was made at Wal-Mart:

Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis Walmarts, how can I help you?’
Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’
Walmart Employee: ‘What you want on the cake?’
Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’, underneath that, ‘We will miss you’
Meet the OKGamers of Tulsa, OK
…because Oklahoma doesn’t have to suck!
OKGamers is a group in Tulsa that specialize in Gaming in and around Oklahoma. If you want to attend a tournament, a conference or just hang out with some awesome people, www.okgamers.com is the place to go.
Review of the Day: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Guitar Hero 3: Help me OUT!
Hey Everybody,
I am trying to see if I can get this video to 100,000 hits. If you want to help me out, just click this link,
Guitar Hero 3
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You should see me giving a review of one of the best games EVER! Guitar Hero 3!
After that, can you please forward this e-mail to all of your contacts, post it to your myspace or in a bullition, and everywhere else you can think! All will be appreciated!
Thanks everyone,
Have a GREAT DAY!
Lane
Batman Dead End
This is probably one of the best Batman flicks I have ever seen. Looks like it was done independently but the quality and content is awesome… check it out:
My Money Making Videos
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Killer Klowns From Outer Space DVD
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade DVD
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom DVD
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark DVD
Little House on the Prairie Season 1 DVD
What”s Eating Gilbert Grape DVD
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle DVD
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers DVD
The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl DVD
The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring DVD
T2: Terminator 2: Judgement Day
They Might Be Giants: Direct from Brooklyn DVD
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective DVD
Team America: World Police DVD
Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas DVD
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory DVD
Monster Subwoofer Cable THX Certified
DS36C Power Supply for Black and Decker
Recoton SVS 1000 S-Video Switch
TOA D-4 Electrionic Music Mixer
Hewlett Packard HP Deskjet 712C Printer
Western Digital WD1200 120Gb Hard Drive
Street Beat Anti-Skip CD Player
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Take a Boiling Kettle off the Stove
Boil Water
Turn Off Stove
Read the Ingredients Label
Make a Phone Call
Use a Phone Book
Build a Supply Depot in StarCraft
Take a Vitamin / Pill
Shave
Eat Pizza (2 Ways)
Put on a Belt
Use Dryell
Use a Washing Machine
Sort Laundry
Apply Revolution to Your Cat
Use a Picture Coaster
Hang a Shirt (2 Ways)
Hang a Pair of Pants (2 Ways)
Publish Your CD, DVD, or Book Online with CustomFlix
Purchasing Music on iTunes with a Gift Card
Converting a CD to an Audiobook in iTunes
Importing a CD with GraceNote in iTunes & Changing Import Settings
Import a CD in iTunes Without GraceNote
Make Big Soft Ginger Cookies
Make a Strawberry, Raspberry, Vanilla, Banana & Orange Smoothie
Put on Shirt
Put on Pants
Apply Deoderant
Brush Your Teeth
Style Your Hair
Floss
Plant a Plant
Send & Receive Mail
Use a Front Load Dryer
Use a Front Load Washer
Transplant a Plant
Set an Alarm Clock
Start a Lawnmower
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Promoting Your Associated Content: Digging
Heat Break in the Toaster
Heat Something Up in the Microwave
Make a Cup of Hot Tea
Turn on an Ipod
Empty Out a CDs Jewel Case
Play a DVD
Set a Watch
Package a Necklace & Earrings Together
Package a Ring
Package a Necklace
Frame a Picture
Install a WaterPik Shower Head
Connect a Speaker
Change a Light Bulb
Feed a Cat
Fill Your Brita Water Pitcher
Unload the Dishwasher
Package Jewelry in a Jewelry Pouch
Tie a Shoe in Alternative Way
Successfully Clean Many Utensils
Remove the Debris from a Dyson Vacuum Cleaner
Correctly Tie a Shoe
Fold a Pair of Long Pants
Fold a Pair of Men”s Underwear / Boxers
Fold a Wash Rag
Fold a Hand Towel
Fold a Long Sleeve Shirt
Fold a Pair of Socks
Fold a Towel (Alternative Way)
Fold a Towel
Clean a Stove Top
Wash a Baking Sheet
Start a Dishwasher
Wash a Bamboo Cutting Board
Wash a Dinner Plate
Wash a Bowl
Wash a Pan
Wash a Knife
Wash a Cup
Play a Tape in a VCR
Label & Add Artwork to a CD Jewel Case
Scoop a Cat”s Litter Box
Bookmark A Book
Transplant a Plant
Set an Alarm Clock
Start a Lawnmower
Adobe Premiere Tutorials
Tutorial 96: Export – Print to Video
Tutorial 95: Export – Animated GIF
Tutorial 94: Export – Filmstrip (Rotoscoping)
Tutorial 93: Special Processing Options
Tutorial 92: Export – Save to Web
Tutorial 91: Export – Editor Decision List (EDL)
Tutorial 90: Export – File List
Tutorial 86: Export – Uncompressed Movie
Tutorial 85: Position, Rotate, Zoom & Delay for Animation
Tutorial 84: Reset & Smoothing for Animation
Tutorial 83: Distortion for Animation
Tutorial 82: Acceleration & Deceleration in Animation
Tutorial 81: Alpha Channel Settings for Animation
Tutorial 80: Selecting, Toggling, & Deleting Keyframes for Animation
Tutorial 79: Saving & Loading Settings for Animation
Tutorial 78: Setting Keyframes for Animation
Tutorial 77: Motion Setting Basics
Tutorial 76: Motion Settings Overview
Tutorial 74: Black Alpha Matte & White Alpha Matte
Tutorial 71: Blue Screen Tips & Other Chroma Keys
Tutorial 69: Multiply Key & Screen Key
Tutorial 66: Opacity & Clearcutting
Tutorial 63: Selecting Multiple Items
Tutorial 62: Shape Info & Line Width
Tutorial 61: Converting Filled to Framed & Framed to Filled
Tutorial 59: Setting Time Display & Play Controls Overview
Tutorial 57: Audio – Clip Windows
Tutorial 55: Cuing Clips Numerically
Tutorial 53: Locking & Unlocking Clips
Tutorial 52: Enabling & Disabling Clips
Tutorial 51: Playing the Program in the Timeline
Tutorial 50: Adding, Naming, & Deleting Tracks
Tutorial 49: Customizing the Time Ruler
Tutorial 48: Creating a Professional Leader
Tutorial 47: Customizing the Timeline
Tutorial 46: Creating a Leader
Tutorial 45: Ganging the Source & Program Views
Tutorial 44: Storyboard Notes & Automate to Timeline
Tutorial 43: Storyboard Editing
Tutorial 40: Shift Track Options
Tutorial 37: Drag & Drop Between Clips
Tutorial 36: Drag and Drop Editing from the Project Window
Tutorial 35: Choosing Source & Target Tracks
Tutorial 34: Drag & Drop or Monitor Window Controls
Tutorial 32: Accurate Audio Points
Tutorial 31: Cueing & Clearing Edit Marks
Tutorial 30: Deleting Clips & Gaps
Tutorial 29: Selecting Clips in the Timeline
Tutorial 28: Controlling the Rolling Credits
Tutorial 26: Justifying, Kerning, Orienting & Leading the Text
Tutorial 25: Copy / Paste Text & Text Stretching
Tutorial 24: Tweaking Television Titles
Tutorial 22: Renaming & Finding Clips
Tutorial 21: Customizing the Project Window Easier
Tutorial 20: Customizing the Project Window
Tutorial 19: Importing Photoshop Pictures
Tutorial 18: Importing Files, Folder, and Projects
Tutorial 17: Importing Pictures
Tutorial 16: Using Offline Files
Tutorial 15: Saving & Loading Archive Files and Projects
Tutorial 13: Saving and Loading Custom Projects
Tutorial 12: Customizing New Project
Tutorial 11: Creating Shortcut Commands
Tutorial 10: Setting Up Preferences
Tutorial 9: Picking Your Initial Workspace
Tutorial 8: Correcting Mistakes
Tutorial 7: Creating Shortcuts
Tutorial 4: Importing Clips & Rendering
Tyson Vending Machines
My parents came to Tulsa for Thanksgiving and my wife and I met them at the airport. As we were waiting for their plane to come in, I looked over to my right and saw the NASTIEST thing that any human would want to put into their stomach. It was a Tyson Foods Vending Machine.
From what I understand, the food is frozen in the machine, then when you make your selection, it moves your choice into an internal microwave and heats it up before it is served to you. What I am wondering is, “How long is that food really going to last inside the machine” and “Shouldn’t we be able to see the expiration date before we buy”. If you want to see these “food” machine, you can go to www.foodchoice.com. Just to let you know though, it is scarier in person.
Happy Eating!
American Idol 2007
Well, the American Idol 2007 season is off and running and we are already down to the top eleven. We have a great group of idols this year, including Blake Lewis, our beat-boxing, dance grooving idol from Washington; our little-miss-big-voice, Melinda Doolittle, from Tennessee; and our rocker-girl, Gina Glocksen from Illinois, who knows how to party like a “Glock-star”. These are my favorite idols so far. I think that Blake has a way of expressing himself in a very modern way, and … Click here to read more
